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Life of a fucker . Episode 5
School has just gone on vacation for the second semester. But I wasn’ t in any hurry to go home .
I had earlier been informed by my junior sister that my father had earlier declared to be an agent of change and had decided to diversify our family ’ s economy. He recently bought a large portion of land and had gone into farming. The last time he went into this venture , we , his children were his laborers , we did most of the farm activities , the only difference was that we weren’ t paid and we ended up harvesting near to nothing .
So this time around , i decided i wasn’ t going to be a party to such furtile, strenuous and unproductive affair . I decided to stay back at school while everyone was going home for the holidays.
James my Friend , was from a part of Ebonyi state that were predominantly farmers . His father also practiced this business but on a larger scale . He too decided to stay back for sometime before going home to assist his family .
Life wasn’ t much easy and we were running short on money and food . We soon resorted to fasting from 6 am to 12 pm . Then we smoke over soaked garri in the afternoon . By 5 pm we cook 2 packets of indomie and for the night we just played games on my Playstation console before we sleep. I usually trashed James every night and that reduced my hunger atimes and increased his . .
Then our break came. On a Saturday like this , James ’ 27 games coupon all clicked green . That was a total of 153 , 725 naira . I made sure i had the exact amount off hand just in case James tried to play his usual fast games on me . Our once quiet lodge became noise once again. Just the two of us made the noise of 6 people . Afterall , our suffering had ended at that point. The next Sunday morning , we were the first at Church service and unlike before , we occupied the front row to resist the urge of ogling at cute choir girls . We needed no temptation to deter us from thanking God for his immerse blessing on us . We even gave 200 naira offering each unlike before that we would just stand at the back row and be clapping and dancing more than those who were going for their offerings.
“So guy wey my eye wey see naa ” i asked him as we prepared to enter town that Sunday afternoon .
” Eye wey see kwa? U follow me book game abi na your papa give me money wey i take book am ” he said while dressing his shoe lace.
“Guy na from your hand i sabi say Ebonyi people dy stingy o , so you wan tell me say you no fit give me even if na that last 5 naira wey dy the 153 , 725k ”
“Nawa o , this man wetin be your own , no be outing i dy carry you go like this , i tire for you o ” he said and stood up to adjust his trouser.
“You don get small money nah , you don tire for me ” i said. He smiled and sat besides me , hung his hand on my shoulder
“Baba , why you go dy talk like this naa , you know you be my nigga, how you go dy complain like my babe naa , okay , i go give you 2k ”
“2k only , guy give me 5 k , at least my pocket gats to be heavy as we dy comot like this ”
“you get small big eye o , u forget say we go dy chop for this house and we no get foodstuffs ”
“Oya naa , bring the 2k , at all at all na im bad pass ” i said stretching out my palm
“I don collect am for that 2k wey you owe me after that your Secondary school girl visit ” he ran outside laughing while i flung my shoe after him .
We got to our destination 3 minutes later . . It was a hotel . Not so big but it had what we needed. We secured a seat and started looking to be attended to. We often prefer waitresses to waiters .
Which guy wouldn’ t.
We ordered 2 bottles of Heineken each along with two plates of steaming chicken peppersoup . We were done with it in like 15 minutes. Apart from being hungry , we just didn ’t come there to get drunk , we also needed to look around .
James ordered another set of drinks, 1 bottle for each of us . I kept mine on the table and excused myself. I can ’ t be on a table drinking with my fellow guy. I ’ m not Gay abeg.
I left the hotel premises and went outside to urinate . I unzipped and started urinating . I looked around and noticed one girl was staring at me . I tilted my head and looked at myself from the angle she was and noticed nothing was odd or unusual . Nawa o .
I looked back at her and she was giggling at me . I grabbed my joystick and backed her. Finished my urination and turned again in her direction and there she was , standing like 6 feets away from me .
“Hi, its like you don ’ t remember me ” she said smiling , which revealed a set of perfect white set of teeth
“Noo , tell me ”
“Ar ar , its cynthia naa, Rita ’ s friend”
“Wow , Cynthia wassup naa ” i said and gave her a tight hug , her boobs were firm , she smelled nice and my joystick responded accordingly but I wasn’ t going to let it disgrace me today .
“I ’ m cool , long time ” she said as we withdrew
“i ’ m fine shaa , looks like someone is taking you out ”
“Not really, i came on my own , school has vacated and everywhere is boring”
“Obviously ” I observed her from her cute face down to her curvy body , her hair was braided and knotted neatly at the back of her head with a pink strip , she wore a pink men she was sharp .
“Since i ’ m alone too , care to join me ?”
“Errm , no problem . ” she said
I slid my arm around her very rounded waist . And we both walked back into the hotel. On getting to our table, James was already emptying the 2nd bottle of drink he had brought for me , and in his company was another girl . I brought two more chairs for myself and cynthia. We both sat and introduction was made .
The new girl ’ s name Anita . Coincidentally she and cynthia were in the same faculty .
We made more orders . I made sure i was at the head of the ordering committee. Soon our table was littered with more drinks and meats to go along. James probably never remembered he was the one paying or he was too drunk to care .
That sunday was really lit. At least, for once i was glad at the prospect that we weren ’ t going to be trekking home.
Our table was cleared around 5 o ’ clock . None of us was in a hurry to go home . James suggested we took a stroll around .
“that ’ s not cool, i think we should hit the pool . ” i said and James eyed me like he just caught me stark Unclad on his mother. I smiled and led the way. The girls were only too glad to follow.
At the pool , we all stripped . The girls down to their pants and bra and us down to our singlet and boxers. We were all too drunk to care . We did everything there except have sex . Cynthia was dope and funky . That girl can kiss for Africa . Anita wasn’ t bad at all .
We rounded up at the pool by 8pm . Chartered a keke which drove us back to our lodge .
I went into my apartment with cynthia while James went into his with Anita.
Inside my room , i manage to get rid of my shoes and quickly grabbed cynthia and pulled her closer. Locked my lips on hers and we both chewed each other. My hands were all over body , squeezing her ass like i wanted to extract juice from it. She too got her hands on my already enlarged Di* k and was doing her best to rip it off. I grabbed her zipper and tore it open , i was going to pull her trouser off when my door banged open. We pulled apart and stared at the door only to see James dragging his mattress inside while Anita followed behind with pillow and bedsheets.
“guy wassup naa” i asked staring at them .
“Guy just continue ur business ” he said as he adjusted the mattress on the floor .
“ok o . Just close my door and off the lights ” i said as cynthia fell back into my arms and we locked up again. The lights went off . I could hear James and Anita’ s lips clicking in the dark , i dropped cynthia on the bed, managed to locate her waist and tore down her trouser along with her pants . I removed mine too and fell on her, stark Unclad. My election was so hard i was scared my dick would rip open, i grabbed her tongue with my teeth while i inserted my fingers into her dripping pussy , her body convulsed and she hugged me to her body and nearly tore off my lips , I gently inserted my di * k into her hole and she moaned, i started thrusting slowly, she grabbed me by the small of my back and entwined her legs around me , i increased the tempo , i was banging her really hard , she held my neck and drew me tighter to her body as she let out a couple of audible moans , i was going out of control, i snatched myself from her tight grip , pinned her to the bed with my hands on her torso and the real smashing started , i could swear I was going 8 thrusts per second and her screams were increasing by the second . I pulled her up from the bed, rotated 360 degrees and we switched position , she climbed me and started going hard as she screamed more , we were very oblivious of our companions who obviously didn ’ t care as they tried to outdo us with noise .
She rode for like 2 minutes before i grabbed her by the neck , pulled her down and french kissed her, then i rotated her again. She fell with her back to the bed, i pulled her up, got her on all fours , i flicked my fingers on my mouth , got them wet and then went ahead to locate her asshole , she was still shaking and asking for me inside her . I moistened her asshole as much as i could before gently penetrating it. It wasn’ t easy but it was worth it. She let out a loud moan as i let her ass feel the full length of my Rod . I started thrusting gently before going in hard again , the more she screamed, the more i was turned on and the harder i went . We did anal for another 3 minutes before returning to missionary , she let up her two legs into the air and so wide apart , this let me go in much deeper as i reduced the speed of my thrusts to let us catch our breaths . She pulled down my lips on hers and engaged me in a passionate kiss while she interlocked my body on hers with her legs chocking my back , then she came. It was so violent she shook like she was on an epileptic seizure , she held my lips with her teeth as the fluid poured on the bed . She called me names and said so many sweet things to me , sweet things that are capable of causing diabetes . I disengaged myself from her grip and went hard again. It was my turn to Cum , as the sensation came over me , i went harder , if her pussy had an elastic limit , i swear it would have permanently been disfigured . I planted my lips on hers to suppress the yell i was about to let out . And then i came, inside of her.
The bed was all wet as we were through. I observed James and Anita and they too were also done. We switched on the light and my room was like a sceen from the movie Spartacus , four Unclad adults . We flipped the mattresses over to avoid sleeping on wet cums. We switched off the lights again. I and cynthia cuddled under the sheets and went into another round of kissing .
I woke up the next morning with a slight headache . My eyes went straight to the clock and the time was 10 am . I turned to observe Cynthia who ’ s head was resting on my chest only to see it was Anita that was on me . I remembered waking up in the middle of the night to another round of sex. Could it be that these two girls switched in the night .
“Cynthia what are you doing on me ” James screamed and we all burst out laughing. I turned to Anita, kissed her on the lips, she opened her legs and i humbly entered like a lamb being led to slaughter …
Life of a fucker . Episode 6
Life for us the next few days was the best we ever had. At least we ate 2 healthy square meals at choice restaurants and drank ourselves to bed.
We decided to spend one more week at school before hitting home , our parents were starting to complain and my father, to my utter dismay was needing extra hands to help weed his farm .
Chinaza, my main chic had just rounded up her exams and was preparing to join her parents at home. She was studying economics in one of the states University and was in her 200 level. I pleaded with her to come and spend the remaining one week with me before we can both go home together . We lived in the same street and both our families were really close .
“See eh Sweetheart, I really think your love for me is fading ” she said over the phone with a voice that gave me boners .
“How can you say something like that , eh my jollof rice ”
“Yes naa , you expect me to come and join you in that your lodge with all the hunger surrounding you for one whole week, so that when i reach house, my people will be thinking you have given me HIV abi”
“So you are now saying i have HIV abi?”
“Noo , just that you are the first person my people will suspect in case . . ”
” Abeg just Carry that your big mouth and come over here , otherwise if you go home without my consent , don ’ t ever call me baby again o ” she laughed and asked me who else was with me .
“James naa ”
“Hmmm, so? , are you two going to share me ? ”
” Who will share you? , its like you haven’ t realized you are my private property ”
Our call ended on the basis that she would be coming the next day . Along with her friend Sandra . I managed to secure 10 k from James before the stingy spirit descends on him again .
Naza arrived with sandra the next day by 3 pm . She called me to come and pick them up at the bus stop. I dragged James along who was sleeping and had earlier refused to go with me , he obliged only when I told him that i would lock Sandra up in my room and he would never smell her perfume talk more of seeing her , and he knew what Chinaza was capable of.
We chartered a Keke as usual and left to meet them . We got there within 3 minutes . Immediately we alighted , My baby ran to me with her arms outstretched and Jumped on me . Lucky i ate that morning or both of us would have kissed the dust . She held me tight for about 30 seconds before letting go . I held her hand up and spun her around 360 ° and her curves were still … Curvy . She was looking fresh , smelling nice , and her fair skin tone was just healthily fair .
I looked around and saw James was already grabbing Sandra by the hips .
We packed their stuffs into the waiting keke and headed home .
We got home , unpacked and headed out together to eat . We didn’ t eat much. Just what our body needed. We now have to economize since it’ s now four people but a little alcohol wasn’ t out of place. We always needed it and my friend loved it more .
We entered our lodge around 7 pm . We camped at my room , played games on my console . Chinaza was good , but i was still the boss , she was a boss lady cos her Boo was the boss . We trashed James and Sandra until they suggested we danced .
We played music on my home theater with its wicked bass , we danced the drink we took earlier on out of our system , those two girls knew just exactly what to do with their assets . Chinaza was going wild and Sandra was right behind her, we switched after some time and then switched over again. We rocked each other until we were exhausted , i fell on my bed and Chinaza fell on me and engaged my lips. James dragged Sandra out and into his room and banged the door shut. I smiled, turned Naza on the bed on got on top of her. My hands shot its way into her bra and soon my fingers were on her Tips , turning them like a radio tuner . She let out a soft moan , grabbed my lips with her teeth and went ahead to grab my already enlarged Di* k . She squeezed hard on it as I groaned softly , i reached for her panties and my fingers found their way into her pus *y hole which was wet already. She pushed my hand away and withdrew herself .
“Why ? ” i asked looking at her as she got up from the bed, i was praying her madness wasn ’t going to ruin this Night .
” Bae , nothing , lemme change ” she said and opened the wardrobe , pulled off her clothes and threw them inside . I was staring at her beautiful and hourglass shaped body from the back , i was busy thanking God she was mine when i noticed she had frozen like she saw a snake .
“What is this ?” she asked picking something from the floor of the wardrobe
“what ? ” i asked getting up from the bed. She turned in my direction clutching a black g - string pant in her hands. .
I knew for sure my night was ruined . .
Tbc
Life of a fucker . Episode 7
For like 7 seconds , i stared at her like i didn ’ t know what she was talking about or recognize what she was holding but the truth was , in my mind, i was searching for the perfect lie to blow .
“Who ’ s is it” she asked again
“I don ’ t know , isn ’ t it yours ?” i said with a little stammer
“You and i know i don’ t wear g - strings ” she said calmly which surprised me but i knew the heat was coming .
“Yea its true, maybe i should ask James ” my brain was betraying me , it couldn’ t come up with any lie .
“So James now wears g - strings , eh Chinecherem ?” she said looking me in the eyes . She called me by my first name , in full , it then dawned on me that we were in for a long night .
“Naza , i don’ t really know , please let ’ s not start this now eh sweetie ” i said trying to get closer to her, she pushed me away , i fell on the bed.
“Chinecherem who left her pants in your wardrobe , i ’ m asking you , answer me o ” she yelled at me , i just sat there looking at her. I was busted big time but i was careful not to tell any lie that i would have to contradict in the future .
“I don ’ t really know , i can ’ t even say how it got there”
“well suit yourself” she finally said and threw the pant at me , there was no mistake, there was Cynthia ’ s scent all over it. I sat on the bed with self Pity written all over me watching my baby as she wore her pants first, then her tights and finally consolidated it with a thick skinny jeans . She pulled my long sleeves shirt from the the hanger and put it on . It then dawned on me that there was nothing for me that night . She pulled the sheets from the bed, hung it around her neck and left the room . I was too weak to do or say anything.
James scampered into my room like someone being pursued by masquerades . I heard his door bang shut .
“Guy howfar naa , your girl just came into my room and spoiled my fun, imagine she and Anita jointly pursue me comot for my room , wetin happen naa ? ” he asked as he jumped into my bed.
“Nothing happen guy ” i said and sniffed , i felt like crying.
“How can you say nothing happened , and she left you to go and join her friend in my room , they wan do lezzy?
“Guy na Cynthia forget her pant for my wardrobe , i mean how could a girl forget to wear her pants at a guys house , just tell me if its not the devil that wants to punish me ” i said in a low tone with frustration all over my voice .
“this is serious gan, what did you tell her ? ”
“nothing , i didn ’ t even know how to deny it, i just confuse now now ”
” Come make we go talk to her” he said getting up from the bed.
“its useless , Chinaza won ’ t even look at your face this night ”
“Don ’ t worry, lets try first” he pulled me up and we went to his door .
We knocked severally and their was no response .
Naza please let me explain things to you ” i begged , hoping she would open. James too was calling on both her and Anita.
Finally the door opened and Anita stood there . Behind her, i saw My boo lying on the bed with her face to the wall.
“Naza please ” i pleaded , she didn’ t even move talk more of looking or talking to me .
“She doesn ’ t want to see you ” Anita said
“Anny at least let us in ” James chipped in . Before he could finish , Chinaza got up from the bed, before i could thank God that she was coming out . She got to the door , pulled Anita out and shut it.
I looked at James who looked sorry for me but having known him for a long time , i also noticed he was trying very hard not to burst into laughter. Dejectedly i walked back to my room with james behind me . I fell on my bed and shut my eyes .
“And i was about to get it on with Anita before this your psycho girl came in ” James said and landed besides me on the bed .
“When you finish reading your book of lamentations, you off light ” I said.
“Next time , you should learn to tidy your room before bringing your girl over ” James said and hissed .
“James eh , Chinaza and Cynthia ’s pant has already caused me typhoid, don ’ t come and add malaria to it, it’ s bad enough that i have to share a bed with you when I ’ m not gay and worse still when my babe dey next door , don’ t come and add your bad mouth to it biko ”
James laughed , got up and switched off the light . Soon he was asleep . For me , i stayed awake throughout the night and only managed to fall asleep by 5 am in the morning . I know i was a player and a girl ’ s disappointment wasn ’t supposed to get to me , but Chinaza wasn’ t just any girl . She was my Queen .
Tbc
Life of a fucker . Episode 8
I was woken up by a knock on my door , i checked the time and it was 8 am . I climbed over James who was still snoring and walked to the door . I opened it and Anita was there.
“Chi Good morning ” she said smiling . She looked pretty .
“Yea , what ’ s up” i said as i let her in .
“Cool , how was your night ?” she asked as she went and joined James who was already up and seated on the bed . She kissed him and sat besides him leaning her head on his shoulder .
“Like seriously , you are asking me how was my night when my own boo left me here with this annoying nigga? ”
James and Anita laughed .
“But it was ur fault naa , you were busy shagging another girl here while she was over there at school playing the good and faithful girlfriend to you”
“Hmmm, well how is she ?” I asked
“You should see her face, she ’ s been crying since last night and none of us slept o ”
“Maybe i should go and see her now , what do you think ?” i asked looking at her as James was busy handling her all over .
“Urrm , I don’ t really know , maybe you should try ” she replied while focused on her Romance with James .
“Guy free this girl naa make she yarn me something, what ’ s your own naa ”
James lauged and pulled her into the bed.
“Your girl denied me this last night , na you wan come fu { k me up this morning again abi, if them send you from my village , tell them your car break down for road ” he said while he kissed Anita. I smiled and shook my head . Anita shoved him off, sat up on the bed and then faced me .
“But you have to be fast and convincing , i only came in here to help her pick her stuffs , she insisted we leave here today ” Anita said. You needed to see the expression on my face and that of James . I didn’ t know if my heart stopped beating or the speed tripled.
” What ? But you can ’t do that ” James screamed, “ I mean you just got here yesterday and we haven ’ t even been together , you can ’t just leave me here just because someone here has been busy picking other people ’ s pants , its not fair ” James was lamenting .
I totally ignored him , went and sat on the bed and bent my head with my hands supporting my chin.
“What do i do ?” i asked to no one in particular .
“I don ’ t knw o , maybe we’ ll just go together to plead with her” Anita said .
“Cool lemme brush ” i got up and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth .
“Baby lets finish what we started ” i heard James telling her
” Ode go and brush your teeth ” she replied . I smiled sadly .
We knocked on James door and there was no response , i went in first while James and Anita stood at the door . Chinaza was seated on the bed with her back against the wall . She looked at me as i walked in softly like i was moving on a mine field , her face was red and swollen from crying , my heart hurt from the thoughts that i was the cause of her tears . I called her Naza , she looked away from me and a string of tear went down her face.
I knelt down at the edge of the bed , placed my two hands on the mattress and looked straight at my boo, i didn ’ t even know where to start.
“I don ’ t know what to say, i know i have been an asshole and if you decided you were done with me today , i wouldn ’t hold it against you cos i deserve every bit of punishment you decide to give to me ” the tears refused to come to come to my eyes but they were in my voice and it made her cry more .
“Baby before you leave , before you turn your back on me , i would want to you to know that you were the only one i ever truly loved and i may never find another you anywhere or in anyone ” she turned her face towards me as the tears flowed freely from her eyes . Her tears drew mine, they welled up in my eyes , i blinked and it ran down my cheeks .
“I admit it was me , i had no business being with anybody when I had you, when you are there to make my sun shine and Illuminate my moon. Baby you are my world and should there be a day that you walk out of my life , have it in mind that nothing will beat inside my chest again cos you have my heart with you” i sniffed and looked into her eyes , her pupil were all covered with tears as she struggled to keep them from running but it only got worse .
“Naza i ’m sorry for everything , i swear never to hurt you or make you cry again, baby understand that you are my everything and my everything is you… ” i was running out of words to express my feelings so i just let my tears do it, they weren ’ t much but i guessed it was something.
She wiped her nose with her hand , pulled her self off the wall and came for me . She encircled her legs around my waist and hugged me as she cried more . I kissed her on the neck and circled my hands around her and pulled her tighter to me . To me , it felt like it was just two of us in the world . Then the tears came down my face like a waterfall
“I love you so much , i can ’ t bear losing you or sharing you with anybody, i ’ ll just die , i ’ ll die i swear ” She declared amidst her tears .
“I ’ m sorry i made you cry , i swear it will never ever happen again . ” i pulled myself from her tight grip and wiped a part of the tears from her eyes . I turned my head towards the door and it was empty . I heard the door to my room close . I smiled and looked at Chinaza, i was still kneeling . Then the lie came into my head.
“I ’ m sorry Sweetheart , the pants were … . . ” she cut me short with her finger placed on my mouth
“shhhh , i don ’ t care anymore , just don ’ t let it repeat itself” she smiled and i saw a new dimension of her beauty . I gently carried her up . Laid her on the bed and planted my lips on hers …
Despite being a sucker for girls , i still loved her for what its worth . Though other girls will come, She ’ s my boo for life …
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Its good to truly love no mata the kind of ass hole u might be …
Always be open for love …
Life of a fucker . Episode 9
Sweet things can kill , translated to Nigerian language , Awoof dey run belle. It has always amused me how the part of my body that gives me the most pleasure has always been the source of my agony most times. I ’ m young , 21 years and my hormones were still as strong as they could ever be. Many times i have gotten into trouble and half of those times, the culprit had always been my love for them girls .
An example of those times that i can recall was with my very naughty course mate Eva .
It was the second semester in my 100 level. I ’ m a student of Estate management at Nnamdi Azikiwe University. I was really close to Eva more than anybody else. We both were two sides of a coin . We f* cked each other for the fun of it, She can make you CUM your brain out if she so desired it. I can ’ t say we shared love or something like it but we had a certained kind of rapport, we were addicted to each other and everybody knew . Eva was really beautiful and i stuck to her easily cos she was fair , it ’s like them use fair chics swear for me .
She used me to get rid of guys that were after her and also ensured that she kept me to herself alone.
It was on a Friday and we were on an afternoon lecture. Mr Paul , a very saucy lecturer was taking us on land economy. Like always, i had come into the class with Eva clutching my hand , she was a very carefree girl and didn’ t care that we were late for class and attracted attentions. As we both took a seat at the back , mr paul observed over the rim of his spectacle with his big bulging eyes shook his head and continued his lecture. We were alone at the back .
The class was boring and uninteresting . Mr paul read out his handouts to us more than he explained it, so it was like we were seated in a church and having the gospel being read to us .
Eva was a sort of hyperactive girl and could easily be bored . She was shifting uncomfortably in our seat. We couldn’ t leave because Mr Paul had his eyes everywhere .
“I ’ m bored and tired ” Eva whispered to me .
“Everyone is bored and tired so please just relax and don ’ t put us in trouble ” i whispered back to her with my eyed fixed on mr paul . Eva loved trouble. She shifted closer to me and dropped her left hand on my zipper . I eyed her and she smiled. I couldn’ t do much without us being noticed and besides , I knew whatever that was about to happen , i was going to love it. She she opened my zipper as stealthy as she could , i Could swear that not even the Zip heard the noise it made . By this time , i had already gotten an erection. With my left hand supporting my chin , i dropped my right hand on her meaty laps and pinched her, hoping she would stop but whenever she wanted something, not even herself could stop her from getting it. She dug her hand through my zipper , parted my boxer and grabbed my already erected di * k . I really wish i could decribe the reaction on my face, i licked my lips and bit it softly . I made sure nobody was paying attention to our little drama , Eva cared less . She rubbed her thumb on the tip of my di *k and it jerked further up , i was blinking three times per second and all the hairs on my body stood up , she then grabbed my pubic hair and twisted them gently, this ran up to my brain , i pulled out her hand and stared at her.
“Eva stop please ” i whispered to her. She smiled at me and dropped her pen on the floor . I then knew i was finished . This wasn’ t her first time of doing something like that . She had done it once in my room when we were studying for our first semester exams.
She went under the desk, picked her pen and
then grabbed my di * k which was still out of my trouser. I winced as she put it into her mouth and rubbed the tip with her tongue . Eva was giving me a headjob in a lecture hall. She sucked on it for over 30 seconds , i was enjoying myself though i was a little worried we might get caught. Under the desk, i held her hairs for her so they wouldn’ t obstruct. I was switching my gaze between her and Mr paul and then i noticed something had changed in the class . Mr paul had stopped talking and his gaze was fixed directly at me , and then i CAME. The devil I swear is an original enemy of man. I was having a hard time deciding who was punishing me between God and the devil. I just decided to put the blame on Eva . So mr Paul was staring at me like I was having a difficult time spelling my surname , meanwhile i could feel the hot liquid shooting out of my d * ik and Eva swallowing them oblivious of what was happening around her abi above her. The sensation was too much for me to bear , i just bit hard on my lips as i stared back at Mr Paul , trying hard to suppress a scream. I pulled Eva ’ s hair a little tighter and she bit hard on my di * k . . I jerked .
“Argh , sir , yes sir !” i eventually said craftily covering up my scream of pain and pleasure.
“Yes sir what , where is Evangeline ? He asked and everyone turned to my direction . I was very sure i had been nabbed .
“Umm , i don ’ t…. ” i was stammering when Eva pocked up her head from under the desk
“Picking my pen sir ” she said interrupting my stutter and raising her pen up .
“picking it up or digging it up ” he asked her and everyone laughed .
“picking sir ” she said and sat down
“For how many hours ”.
“Sir it was far from where my hand could get to”
“Okay now , Chiboy , tell us what a PLU is ? ” he said and faced me
” PLU sir ?” i said asked scratching my head .
“Yes , a PLU and stand up when you answer my question”
I did Stand but not straight , i managed to hold my erection against the desk.
“I don ’ t really know sir ” i said with my hands resting on the desk
“fool , Eva can you please help him ” she stood up .
“A proprietary land unit marks out the the boundaries of a particular piece of a land and shows the rights an owner has over that given piece of land ” She sang it out .
My jaw dropped open, i didn ’t even know the full meaning of a PLU . .
“And that was how Esau sold his birthright to Jacob” Mr Paul said and everybody laughed .
“Eva you can now take your PLU and leave my class , go elsewhere and finish your romance” he said regarding me as the PLU . Again everyone laughed .
We both got up . I managed to cover my open zip with my bag and we headed out .
“Mr man , are you in your period ” our lecturer shouted after me . I looked at my trouser and it was wet at the buttocks . Probably from cum . Eveyone was staring at me and smiling .
“No sir , sometimes I do sweat from my … ”
” Okay , thanks for the information , you can now leave” he said cutting me short . The whole class burst into laughter as Eva clutched my hand and we both left.
I thanked God mr Paul had nothing to do with our exam script or grading .
Life of a fucker . Episode 10
Before it all started ,
Before i became who i am ,
Before the girls ,
Before the night outs ,
Before the unlimited and unprotected sex,
I was just one cool headed innocent boy who lived a simple life hoping to find true love like the ones i see in movies and praying one of my crushes would look my way.
I can safely say i ’m a cute guy, chocolate skinned and standing at 5 ’ 7 ″ . I have always loved girls and they in turn had loved me back . At an early age of my life , i had always fantasized about meeting the perfect girl and Falling in love. My only barrier was being an introvert. No matter how many number of green lights a girl would give me , i simply could not get myself to open up and prophesy my love for her.
One of such girls was a light skinned dame back then in my jss 2, her name was Jennifer. The mention of her name alone sent shivers down my spine and when she smiled at me , her gap teeth , i always looked at them like they were the gate to paradise . Back then , everyone in my class knew she was my crush . You know this saying that when a girl loves a guy , only the girl knows but when a guy loves a girl , everyone knows except the girl .
We would smile at each other in the classroom , talk to each other about nothing in particular and most times when my liver was upped, i would hold her hands for sometime and let her know indirectly that i had feelings for her. I had always expected things to fall into place by itself and save me the cost of having to woo her and maybe embarrassing myself in the end .
So my friends decided they were tired of watching me trip for her silently and do nothing about it. One Thursday evening after school had closed . She stayed back because it was her turn to sweep the entire class alongside some other classmates. My friends decided it was time to let the cat out of the bag. After much coercion and persuasion , i decided to do it. My friends watched from a distance as I approached her from the back , my heart pounding in my mouth .
“Jennifer ” i called with a shaky voice , she turned in my direction and smiled at me , i froze .
“Hey , neche, how are you? ”
“I ’ m fine ” i said and started staring at her, i couldn’ t even find the words to say, i fixed my gaze at her forehead as I squeezed the paper that was in my hand . After about 15 seconds of a staring match between us in which i could not even look her in the eye , she broke the ice.
“Are you not going home yet ?” she asked me
“Ermm i ’ m about to” i said and decided to tell it to her anyway, she obviously was feeling me and wouldn’ t want to embarrass me i thought .
“i just wanted to let you know that … . . “i started and was hooked at” THAT ”. She looked at me with this expression in her eyes that made me suppose she knew what i was about to say and so much wanted to hear it.
“Let me know what ?” she said holding my hands and rubbing it.
“Erm, just want to let you know that i … . “ i continued my stuttering.
“Chi talk to me ” she said with a great deal of concern on her face and voice .
I calmed my nerves and decided to make my last attempt.
“i just wanted to ask if you needed help sweeping the class ”
I didn ’t even know when I said that .
I shaa swept the whole class that day .
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