Recently i have been bored and that increased my activities on facebook .
And so i met this new girl . Judging from her pictures , she was posh in all ramifications . So we got talking. .
She was a jambite seeking admission into my school . I smiled at the prospect of hanging out with a jambito . I calculated they would be cheaper to run around with .
Long story short , i asked her out . After much whining and shakara from her, she accepted . We fixed a date , . Exchanged numbers and started looking forward to our meeting.
On a Monday afternoon like this , i was on my bed, half sleeping and half recovering from the little torment my babe , Chinaza gave me . That girl shaa .
My phone rang , i hurriedly picked and shouted a coarse hello into the mouthpiece. A very melodious female voice came up from the other end .
Me : Hello , na who be this ?
Caller : Hi, its Rita , remember ?
Me : Rita kwa? Rita from where ?
Caller : Hey , you’ ve forgotten already ? We were supposed to be meeting today .
My head rang gbagam, i jumped up from my bed.
Me : yea Rita right, where are you now ?
Rita : I ’ m about to leave my house. Just wanted to make sure it’ s still going down .
Me : Ok , you can start coming , call me when you get to the school gate .
Immediately we dropped the call . I quickly grabbed my towel, ran into the bathroom , did a quick wash up, i couldn’ t even remember if used soap or not .
I dressed up , picked my wallet, counted the 1000 naira notes inside , 5 in total . I slid the wallet in my pocket and ran to James , my friends room . We both lived in the same lodge . He had promised to escort me .
He hurriedly dressed up . And we both left the house. I ensured he had some money on him , just in case .
We were in a keke headed for the school gate when she called.
Me : Hey are you there yet ?
Rita : Yea . We just dropped now .
Me : Ok . I will be there soon .
Then something like an audio flash back hit me .
Me : Did you say “ we”
Rita : yea , i came with a friend, i didn’ t know the way so i needed her to help out .
Me : Okay o . Just wait for me . I dropped the call .
James just looked at me with a wicked grin on his face and said
“Guy , u don enter”
“Her friend better be cute too or i go just deny am for there sharp sharp ” i said as the keke dropped us .
Locating them wasn’ t so hard . I observed her from afar and her pictures didn ’ t lie . She was as cute as can be . Her friend too wasn’ t bad .
We approached them . Reintroduced ourselves . James just focused on her friend who ’s name was Cynthia .
So we moved into the nearest eatery . Got ourselves a seat. Called the waiter . I was going to order for snacks so i could at least have some change in my pocket. Then James asked them to make the order themselves. I just eyed him , he smiled and smacked his lips.
“But get us chivita juice first and then take their orders” James was still talking. I was graphically dividing the money in my pocket with my imaginary eyes .
The Juice came. We opened it , poured into our various glasses , started sipping as the girls started making their orders. Rita was representing their interest .
“We ’ ll both take fried rice and chicken with lots of salad on it”
James who had his glass of juice on his lips quickly dropped it on the table. My eyes tripled in size .
“Wait , Bae are you two going to share the plate of rice or what ?”
I asked
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